Animatronic Bunny It's the bunny from Monty Python! Cute and adorable, this product is designed to teach your child not to make assumptions about things in their environment. Not all is as it seems. It doubles as a Guardian to your child and their belongings. $299.95
Tickle me Cthulu This product will be the cuddly companion for your child when they ourgrow teddy. It teaches respect for their elders and things just meaner than they are. Nine out of ten experts agree this will aid greatly in leading a longer and easier life. Tickle me Cthulu is made from soft, expandable, and breathable microfiber for gentle behavioral adjustment. $109.95
The Common Cold The common cold is uncommonly cute in a plush inoffensive toy. This makes the ideal gift to comfort a sick child, while educating them about that which ails them. $9.99
Ebola This germ is the one that can kill us all. Presented as a cute plush toy, it doesn't seem so bad, does it? Rather than frighten, this toy educates your child about the incredible and sometimes deadly world of microbes. $9.99
Mad Cow Disease What's wrong with Bessie? Now you can show the child what's eating Bessie's brain without unnecessarily frightening them. $9.99
Kissing Disease Mono is such an ugly word, but it's a cute microbe. This toy educates your child about the incredible microscopic world in and around them as well as the possible dangers lurking in physical contact. $9.99

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